In the dark of the theatre,
Barely anyone there,
Warm smell of my popcorn
Rising up through the air…
Up ahead on the big screen
I watched the shimmering lights
The art was iffy and the humor, dim.
I had to put up a fight!
There he was doing voices,
Adam Sandler as Drac
And I was thinking to myself,
“Can I get my money back?”
He was joined in by Samberg
Who also got in the way
Then the voices of their friends showed up!
Which leads me to say…
I sat through the “Hotel Transylvania”!
Such an average film.
Such an average film…
I can’t recommend you the “Hotel Transylvania”!
If you’re movie bound
There’s better things around!