The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Actress Winner

Worst Actress Winner

Worst actress. The leading lady who we scrunched our noses up at the most in 2012.

The nominees are: Drew Barrymore, “Big Miracle”, Ashley Greene, “The Apparition”, Katherine Heigl, “One for the Money”, Mila Jovovich, “Resident Evil: Retribution”, and Kristen Stewart, “Snow White and the Huntsman”.

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Click through to see which of these horrendous actresses won for being the worst!

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The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Actress Nominees

Worst Actress Nominees

Alright everyone, here we go! The moment you’ve all been waiting for dreading. The worst actresses of 2012. These are the ladies that left our jaws hanging open in disbelief at just how awful they were. The worst female performers of the year!

Click through to she the ladies who were the biggest offenders of 2012!

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Tossin’ It Out There: What do YOU think of Charlize Theron?

“Snow White and the Huntsman” last week, “Prometheus this week. No doubt about it, Charlize Theron is front and center right now.

She began with “2 Days in the Valley” and has put together 41 credits on IMDb. She has the two movies this year, and three in various stages of pre-production – she’s definitely hardworking. She won an Oscar for her role as serial killer Aileen Wuornos in “Monster”, and was nominated for another a few years later for “North Country”. Her filmography has a wide variety of movies, and even includes a brief stint on the comedy “Arrested Development”

So what do YOU think of Charlize? Can’t get enough of her? Sick of her yet? Overrated? Underrated? Was the biggest fallacy of “Snow White and the Huntsman” that Kristen Stewart could ever be considered fairer than the lovely Ms. Theron? ūüėÄ

Whatever it is, we want to hear it, let us know! What do YOU think of Charlize Theron?

New Episode of The (title pending) Movie Podcast with Tank and Fogs!!


I upload this episode for everyone with a mischievous grin on my face….

Due to our recent Lammy¬†nomination, I finally cross the line. After weeks of listening to Tanski¬†crooning made up lyrics to open our show, I finally break down, rewrite some lyrics, and hop on the Mic myself. Yes, in¬†this episode we proudly present “Nom or Lammy”, our plea for consideration in the best podcast category.

People who are more self-conscious would probably be too embarrassed to do things like this, but not Tanski and I, apparently. That’s all I’m going to say at this point.

It’s pretty much a must listen to episode though, you’re guaranteed a good time. In addition to a new TPMP¬†original, we bust out regular segments “Has Tank Seen Scarface” and “The Box Office Roundup” and for our featured reviews we discuss “Piranha 3DD” and “Snow White and the Huntsmen”. Finally, in our featured discussion, Tank and I play a new game that really came out well…. we¬†wound up having a lot of fun with it and plan to¬†do it again at some point. We’re going to call it the “TPMP Studios”… well, at least the next time we bust it out we will.

It’s going to be an episode that people are going to be talking about, be sure not to miss out! You can download it directly here… or as always, look for us on iTunes or Stitcher!

Here’s a link to the (title pending) Facebook page so that you can give us a “Like” and follow all the “Nom or Lammy” fallout feedback!! ūüėÄ

Snow White and the Huntsman

In all honesty, I had rejected this movie in my mind prior to going into it.

Snow White is not some warrior in shining armor leading an army. She’s not. Snow White¬†wears that blue and red and yellow taffeta dress with the poofy¬†freaking shoulders and when she’s not hanging¬†with her dwarfish friends or chowing apples, she sings to birds. Ok?¬†That’s Snow White.

So perhaps this is all overreaction to my complete underestimation of it, but “Snow White and the Huntsman” was an excellent, highly entertaining movie. More than just a retelling of the Snow White tale, it’s an epic fantasy story, replete with mythical creatures, knights in armor, a princess in a tower and a very, very wicked witch.

I don’t know if it’s the fairest of them all, but it’s easily worth a trip to the movies.

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